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Title: Chunky
Author: Squishy
Characters: Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kagome. Sango/Miroku
Words: 250
Summary: Shippo's hearing isn't to great and accidentally tells Miroku a lie. It ends up costing him his dignity, yet he gains a nice little petname.
Shards: Sesshoumaru


Shippo had been walking behind Sango and Kagome for quite some while now. He had begun to overhear some of the things they were saying. They giggled, chattered and Sango even began to blush. Shippo leaned in closer to hear what they were saying, and his eyes widened.

He quickly ran back towards Miroku and hopped onto his shoulder. “Miroku! Miroku!” he whispered into his ears.

Miroku looked at the kit curiously; with his eyebrows raised, “What is it, Shippo?”

Shippo whispered a couple of words into Miroku’s ear. He watched as the monk’s expression changed from curious, to devious.

Miroku turned to the kit, “Are you telling the truth?”

Shippo nodded multiple times, “Of course I am, Miroku!”

Miroku smirked his pervy smile, and he walked up to Sango. He lovingly stroked her lower back and soon went to southern regions.

“So Sango, I here you think I’m quite chunky. Well I find you curvy, we obviously need each other right now.” He pulled her closer to him and arched an eyebrow.

Sango quickly turned beet red, and slapped Miroku on the cheek.

Kagome burst out into fits of giggles. “Miroku! Sango doesn’t think you’re chunky! She thinks your hunky! Chunky is a type of stew in my era.” She grinned and rolled about the ground in silent laughter.

Miroku had cost himself his dignity with a simple misunderstanding of words.

And since that day on, whenever Miroku would touch Sango, she’d simply slap him, and call him Chunky.
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-12 02:22 am (UTC)
Lol!!!!! I love you!!!

I was waiting for the chuckiness and now it is here!!!!!

*glomps Ning and her drabble*

Miroku is rather Chunky ^~
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-12 02:30 am (UTC)
hah XDD Yeah, this just seemed like the perfect time to insert the word chunky!

Aie! *falls over from all the glomping power* *glomps you back*

Yes, I would say he is mighty chunky XD
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-12 02:52 pm (UTC)
Tis perfect indeed~! I embrace the chucky-ness that is Miroku~! *glomps more ((if possible O.o))*
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-12 08:50 pm (UTC)
Yes! We must embrace his petname! (I would personally love that petname XD or maybe not...)

ee! *falls over and bleeds from glomping* *not sure why is bleeding but bleeds anyway*
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-15 04:47 pm (UTC)
*throws blanket over you*

Yeesh, when glompage turns dangerous O.o
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-15 08:10 pm (UTC)
*underneath blanket*

OH WOW! the magicalful blanket has cured me! *stops bleeding*

Glomping is a dangerous sport... also known as sumo wrestling
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-16 12:22 am (UTC)
Erm--really? *eyes widen* Crap, we dont have to wear loin clothes do we...? -_-;;
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-16 01:05 am (UTC)
Weelll >.> I think that's only for the japanese *nodds furiously*

And uhh, we would need a large circle to do that...which we don't have at the moment! <.
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-16 09:58 pm (UTC)
Okay! Good!! XDD

Not yet--Then we shall make one!!!

*Takes out chalk*
*draws circle*

There!

*looks down to see circle only around self*

Ooops....-_-;;
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-17 08:15 pm (UTC)
Oh oh! that's ok! *jumps into circle*

Now we can sumo wrestle! ^___^

Wait, did we WANT to sumo wrestle? Or did we not want to.

@.@ I'm so confused now
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-17 11:32 pm (UTC)
Ummm....*shrugs*

Oh! *pushes Inuyasha in my spot*

He'll do it!! XDD
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-18 06:37 pm (UTC)
*pushes sesshy into my spot* OK! you can do it!

Now sesshy-kins, take off your shirt and then it'll be official!
sesshy: *funny look at ning*
ning: whaat >.> sumo wrestlers don't wear shirts, and since you ARE japanese...

SESSHY CAN BE IN MY PLACE! ^___^
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-22 11:03 pm (UTC)
Oooo!

*has Inuyasha take off shirt too*
*melts*

This is getting really chunky! XD
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
XD Yeah! But... I don't want you in a loi cloth... *hands sesshy boxers*

ok that will do XD!

Very chunky *nod nod* *grabs bowl of popcorn*
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-23 07:57 pm (UTC)
*laughing at image of them in loin clothes*

No, no...Boxers are good--I agree XD
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-23 09:08 pm (UTC)
... I should draw that some day XDD and I should draw them FAT too! XDD

*nods* now they can wrestle!
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-24 05:17 pm (UTC)
LOLZ~! XD

*rings bell* Begin!! ^^
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-24 10:00 pm (UTC)
YEAH!

*watches them wrestle*

Soooo chunky *drools*
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[User Picture]From: truthseeker48
2005-08-25 12:49 am (UTC)
*drools*
*then melts*
*is know a pile of melty Mari and her drool*

Odd image -_-
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-25 08:03 pm (UTC)
*sits next to the pile of drool* XD

Sesshy's pwning inuyasha XD

odd images are often the best
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[User Picture]From: squishyorb
2005-08-23 07:57 pm (UTC)
XD Yeah! But... I don't want you in a loi cloth... *hands sesshy boxers*

ok that will do XD!

Very chunky *nod nod* *grabs bowl of popcorn*
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